epub |eng | 2020-06-14 | Author:Bob Phillips

Q: If your dog was eating your book, what would you do? A: I would take the words right out of his mouth. Q: Which president had the largest family? ...

epub |eng | 2017-10-14 | Author:Chantelle Grace

Which part of a car is always tired? The exhaust pipe. What is a car’s favorite type of shoes? Vans. What do you call a person who draws animations on ...

epub |eng | 2018-05-29 | Author:Joke Books for Kids [Joke Books for Kids]

Q: Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken? A: They both have fowl mouths. Q: Why shouldn’t you play football in the jungle? A: There are too many ...

epub |eng | 2013-10-15 | Author:Linda Bozzo [Bozzo, Linda]

Image Credit: Shutterstock.com * * * A cupid who liked to fly Just couldn’t understand why Two lovers had fought, Which gave him the thought: I’ll try them again in ...

epub |eng | 2013-10-15 | Author:Linda Bozzo [Bozzo, Linda]

Image Credit: Shutterstock.com * * * There once was a ghost named Shrieks-a-lot Sue Who scared folks away by hollering, “Boo!” But when they booed back, She went home to ...

epub |eng | 2014-10-15 | Author:Felicia Lowenstein Niven [Niven, Felicia Lowenstein]

* * * How do fleas travel from place to place? By itch-hiking! Image Credits: Shutterstock.com * * * What did the dog say to the flea? “Quit bugging me!” ...

epub |eng | 2014-10-15 | Author:Amelia LaRoche [LaRoche, Amelia]

* * * Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eggs. Eggs who? Eggsactly the right question to ask when a stranger knocks! * * * What did the hen say when she ...

epub |eng | 2020-10-15 | Author:Jimmy Niro

Q: Where do otters come from? A: Otter space. Birds really live fast lives. Time just flies by. Q: What did one firefly say to encourage the other? A: “You ...

epub |eng | 2018-09-15 | Author:Billy Boy

What is the nun’s favorite toy to play with? A praydough. Why didn’t the hammerhead shark feel well? His head was pounding. Why did the yeast stop telling jokes to ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2010-09-15 | Author:Roald Dahl & Quentin Blake

He soon found out. Suddenly she began to grow. It was quite slow at first… just a very gradual inching upwards… up, up, up… inch by inch… getting taller and ...

epub |eng | 2013-04-17 | Author:Julia Donaldson [Donaldson, Julia]

epub, azw3 |eng | 2016-08-30 | Author:Brendan Wenzel [Wenzel, Brendan]

Design by Jennifer Tolo Pierce. Typeset in Baskerville 120 Pro. The illustrations in this book were rendered in almost everything imaginable, including colored pencil, oil pastels, acrylic paint, watercolor, charcoal, ...

epub, mobi |eng | 1988-01-02 | Author:Roald Dahl & Quentin Blake [Dahl, Roald & Blake, Quentin]

there was a catch in this somewhere, but he wasn't sure where. "Can't I take it home instead?" he asked. "That would be impolite," the Trunchbull said, with a crafty ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2011-01-21 | Author:Francesca Simon

The only good thing about living next door to Moody Margaret is that she knows some good jokes. There’s just one problem… Margaret: Knock Knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Little ...

epub |eng | 2011-05-26 | Author:Felicia Lowenstein Niven [Niven, Felicia Lowenstein]